1. In honour of Grammar Day today, check out this vintage Onion article. 

    The U.S. Grammar Guild Monday announced that no more will traditional grammar rules English follow. Instead there will a new form of organizing sentences be. 
    U.S. Grammar Guild according to, the new structure loosely on an obscure 800-year-old, pre-medieval Anglo-Saxon syntax is based. The syntax primarily verbs, verb clauses and adjectives at the end of sentences placing involves. Results this often, to ears American, a sentence backward appearing. 
    "Operating under we are, one major rule," said Joyce Watters, president of the U.S. Grammar Guild. "Make English, want we, more archaic and dignified sounding to be, as if every word coming from the tongue of a centuries-old, mystical wizard, is." 
     
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      REMEMBER WHEN GREECE LITERALLY DID THIS
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    11. love-and-villainy said: I had to read the headline about eight times before it finally made sense. =P
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      Or just Yoda.
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      mystical wizard is!
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